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The Skiing is Remarkable!

January 24th, 2012

I am officially stoked.

I teach skiing here in Summit County for Vail Resorts and the people at Key To The Rockies asked me to talk about the conditions. Contrary to popular opinion, we are back in business, big time. I teach all levels, and let me tell you that my level 9 (experts) are having the time of their lives and the brand new, never ever skiers are having a blast too. The snow is amazing. We got a dump of 10” the other day and we were getting thigh high powder shots all morning long.

I took my level 7/8 class into the trees and we were hooping and hollering because the snow was so amazing. Dress warmly and bring the baclava because the wind can howl, but it’s totally worth the 7 minutes on the lift. Don’t forget the hand warmers, because after all, it is still January. But the ski slopes are open and operating, finally.

Key To The Rockies can help you rent state-of-the-art equipment. I highly recommend trying the new wider skis. Go for 105cm under foot. They are super easy to turn and provide the most timid skiers a whole new experience. A word about socks – please make sure to buy some wool socks without ribs. All that should be between you and your boots is the knee-high sock. I happen to like Thorlo, but there are many great manufacturers. Also, please make sure that your poles are long enough. Ask a store tech to help you. If you are out skiing terrain, you need a long enough pole so you are not bending at the waist to reach the mountain. If you are a woman, remember that most boots are designed for men. Ask for a ladies boot. They still provide the performance, but they are built for our calves. Men’s calves sit higher on their legs than women’s and consequently, if we get a man’s boot the cuff seems to hit our legs incorrectly.

When making your plans to visit the county, give my friends at Key To The Rockies a call and they’ll give you the 411 about the snow conditions and the best time to arrive. They’ll help arrange everything, from dog sledding to romantic dinners. If you need lessons, lift tickets or babysitting, KTTR can help. Just call 800-248-1942

 See you on the slope and be safe!





BettyFest In Keystone – Book Now!

January 19th, 2012

Betty Fest continues on Feb. 26-27 at Keystone ski resort. A KAT skiing option may be added. Go to keystoneresort.com to book your Betty Fest experience and be sure to reserve your lodging with Key To The Rockies 800-248-1942.

Last year, Pink feathers decorated the slopes of Keystone ski resort Jan. 22 – 23, as over 50 women gathered for Betty Fest.  The event offers a lady of any ability level the unique opportunity to ski or snowboard in a small group with other women.  Groups are paired with highly qualified instructors. 

“Women teaching women is a pretty powerful thing” Instructor Gail Imel said.

Betties enjoyed two days of specialized instruction and pampering on the mountain.  The instruction catered specifically to improving balance, refining form and boosting confidence. 

Day one began with a few runs and a videotaping of each participant.  Then, the ladies warmed up at the Summit House while sipping hot cocoa and watching their videos.  The instructor found areas for focus and consulted with each lady on strengths and needs.  The afternoon was spent practicing new skills. 

On day two the Betties gathered again to continue refining their flair on the slopes.  That afternoon, participants were videotaped once again.  Ladies were able to see their videos back to back, receive feedback from their instructors and group members, and witness the learning strides made in just two days.

Bettyfest is far from all work and no play.  The program involves a high level of Betty pampering.  Ladies don feather boas on the slope and relish in the attention.  Saturday lunch is provided at the prestigious five star Alpenglow Stube in Keystone’s Outback. 

After venturing in from the cold, checking their coats and gear at the door, and relaxing into the restaurant’s slippers, the Betties enjoy a stand out three-course lunch.  Round one was a mouth-watering artichoke, roasted corn, and blue crab soup.  Next was the main course of grilled salmon with pesto, risotto, and asparagus.  Finally, the meal concluded with, naturally, Betty cakes and chocolate brownies each topped with pink cotton candy frosting. 

Saturday also brought an après ski party at Luigi’s in Keystone’s River Run.  Betties, still full from lunch, gathered to sip, snack, and socialize about their adventures as well as enjoy giveaways from the events sponsors including Powerbar.

As an intermediate skier, I was thrilled to participate in this unique opportunity.  My group consisted of wonderful women excited to improve their “beginner bumps” abilities and break from our day-to-day lives.  There was a cathartic support among the women and we oozed encouragement for one another. 

We all enjoyed the feeling of success and accomplishment by the end of our weekend.  Bettyfest rallied me to conquer the fear of the “bump” and several other insecurities in my skiing.  The return rate for Betties is quite high according to Judy Eskin, Betty program coordinator at Keystone, and I can definitely see why.  The ladies in my group all vow to return as do I. 

This is a can’t-miss opportunity for any woman of any ability to enjoy a weekend of attention and fun. 

 

– Jeannette Boyd





It’s Snowing Right Now!

January 11th, 2012

It’s Snowing Right Now!

Okay, we admit it. The snow has been sparse here in Summit County, Colorado, but we need to give credit to our friends at Vail Resorts and A-Basin. If I didn’t tell you that we hadn’t had snowfall, you would be hard pressed to know it, based upon the grooming and man made conditions here. Keystone, Breckenridge, Vail and Beaver Creek are running at nearly full capacity in spite of our early season plight because of our incredible staffs of snowmaking teams here in Colorado.

But guess what?

We got 7” two days ago and it’s snowing right now, as I type. It’s turning into the winter wonderland we all know and love. No more excuses! You need to book now, because winter has officially arrived. Call Key To The Rockies here in Keystone, Colorado and book your ski adventure and we have availability this weekend too. Time for some freshies!

It's Snowing Right Now!

 

Take a look at these on-mountain cameras!

Keystone Mountain

Arapahoe Basin

Breckenridge

Vail

 

When I’m not writing blogs and working for Key To The Rockies, I teach skiing. The 7” made a huge difference and I actually had snow collecting around my ankles as I cruised the bumps the other day. The groomers actually work 24/7 to keep the slopes perfect for our guests and it’s looking better and better by hour.

 

So call today and book your ski trip! 800-248-1942





50% Off! It doesn’t get better than this!

December 22nd, 2011

50% Off

To celebrate this holiday season, Key To The Rockies Lodging is offering you 50% off of all two or more night stays, valid now through January 2, 2012!  Book now, while supplies last!

Why not book a last minute trip over the holidays?  The kids are out of school, there is no better time than the present!  Email or call us today!

The snow, although not provided by nature, is still amazingly good. We have skied here at A-Basin, Keystone and Breckenridge and the conditions are great, primarily because our temperatures remain low at night. So take a look at your calendar and give us a call now. At 50% off, it’s not going to get much better!

 We appreciate your business, and hope you will stay with us again!




Great discounts at Key To The Rockies at Keystone

December 16th, 2011

 

Key to the Rockies is offering great discounts from various local businesses to our owners and guests.  You can get 10% off the infamous Kickapoo Tavern, Wolf Rock and tons of other Keystone favorite restaurants, great discounts off of ski rentals, up to 20% off at Christy Sports, Aveda Spa discounts and more! For the latest specials, visit our website for a list of ski/snowboard rental shops, transportation services, restaurants and retail establishments that are now offering great discounts!  Also, please be sure to check the list periodically as we are constantly adding new offers. In order to receive these discounts, just stop by our office and pick up a “Key to the Rockies Key Card” to receive these amazing discounts or call us 800 248 1942 and we will mail you a card!
 




Snowshoe or Cross-Country Skiing?

November 22nd, 2011

Relaxing in the beauty of Keystone, Colorado

 

Your husband just said, “Hey, I booked a ski trip”! Panic is setting in. The last time you went skiing, it was cold, icy, and exhausting and did you mention cold? But you want to make the family happy and get some exercise. Well guess what? There are many options up here in the high country and it doesn’t mean that you have to slap those huge sticks to the bottom of your feet.

Why don’t you rent some snowshoes or cross-country skis instead? We actually cut routes throughout the valley that provide shelter from the wind and are the most incredible views possible. It’s downright magical traveling through the silence of the mountains under your own power. The branches are covered with snow and then suddenly you’ll catch a glimpse of the crystalline limbs that have become encapsulated overnight. A sparkle here and there will remind you of diamonds. You may see a deer nuzzling in the powder or a white rabbit scamper into the safety of a tree well.

Here’s how I make a choice on which way to travel on a given day?

If I’m headed out to play in the snow, I always take both snowshoes and cross-country skis. The urge to go somewhere different might arise, conditions might be different than anticipated, and it just adds a level of freedom of choice. You can determine the speed that you travel. The point is that you are outside, convening with nature, getting fresh air and feeling great about yourself instead of moping around the condo till the family returns

On either excursion, be sure to let people know where you are going and stick to that plan. Also, dress in layers. It’s easy to strip off clothing. Be sure to take water and something to eat for the extra calories you will need. Plan ahead and use your head to make your plan. Take hand warmers and place toe warmers in your shoes too. Better to be safe than sorry. Take your camera, wear a hat, face protection and sunscreen too!

SnowShoes

Sometimes the choice of snowshoes comes down to how you feel on a given day. More often the choice is made based on terrain and skill level. If the route is unknown, but you anticipate difficult and uneven terrain, then snowshoes are the better choice because they require less skill. Snowshoes are slower than skis, so if the route is long and hilly, you might need skis to make distance.

Another consideration is the type of snow you’ll be traveling over. If the snow has frozen over with a crust, snowshoes will be more comfortable than skis. If there is a lot of ice, snowshoes are a much better choice. In mushy, slushy snow, skis can be difficult to move so snowshoes might be more pleasant.

Cross-country skis

If you want to travel a longer distance in a day, cross-country skis are the right choice. Aerobically speaking, cross-country skiing is the best exercise on the mountain. Remember to pace yourself. If you don’t live at altitude, you need a few days of adjustment before you just race outside. Even if you are an aerobics instructor, you will definitely feel the burn of 9,600 feet above sea level. When the snow is soft, powdery and inviting, it’s time to clip on your skis. If you know the route and it has some fun hills, then the choice is obvious. We have entire groomed trail systems here. Just ask your concierge at Key To The Rockies to provide you with a various maps available.

Always look for other skiers and snowshoers at the trailhead to see if they have any knowledge that can help you. I like to find people returning from their trip and ask about the route and conditions. I’ve even done this at the end of a day when more people are returning, just to plan for the next day’s route. Whatever choice you make, be sure it matches your skills and the conditions on that given day. Having the right equipment will make your trip safer and more fun.

 





Call Today For Black Friday Deals!

November 22nd, 2011

Key To The Rockies is proud to announce that we too have BLACK FRIDAY DEALS. Call today and book your last minute mountain escape. It’s not too late! 800-248-1942.





Travel Desk Now Open For Business – Opening Day at Keystone Ski Resort!

November 4th, 2011

 

 Key To The Rockies Launches Travel Desk for Online Travel Services

Just In time for opening day at Keystone Ski Resort! November 4, 2011

–Customers Can Now Book Airline Tickets, Rental Cars, Ground Transportation with Vacation Rentals–

 

Keystone, ColoradoNovember 4, 2011  – Key To The Rockies, a provider of vacation rental lodging today announced they have launched a new Travel Desk Platform to provide full travel planning services to their guests.  Using the Travel Desk, customers can supplement and package their vacation homes with airline tickets, rental cars, ground transportation, lift tickets, rental gear and other destination activities. 

Customers can book these travel services online on the Key To The Rockies website or over the phone where they are assisted by destination experts typically living in the destination. 

“Our guests typically travel from out of state, and have a number of travel needs when they book their vacation with us” said Mike Magliocchetti, President of Key To The Rockies, a property management company in Keystone, Colorado, “with this new Travel Desk platform, we can now offer our guests complete one stop shopping and take care of all of their travel needs at once.” 

Key To The Rockies is launching this new service offering using the VacationRoost Travel Desk booking platform just in time for today’s opening of Keystone Ski Resort.  All booking and fulfillment of travel products and services are provided by VacationRoost under the partner’s brand using the Travel Desk platform.  VacationRoost CEO Julian Castelli commented:  “We have built the technology to package vacation rental properties with other travel services and are excited to offer this capability to our travel partners, allowing them to provide their customers with extra services.” 

Key To The Rockies is a full service vacation lodging company located in Keystone, Colorado.


 

About VacationRoost

Based in Salt Lake City, Utah, VacationRoost’s team of experienced travel professionals is committed to making booking a vacation rental as easy as booking a hotel room online. VacationRoost.com offers consumers the ability to book over 150,000 professionally managed vacation rentals online and to package them with air, car, and destination travel services.  VacationRoost’s Partner Services division provides partners with the ability to utilize the VacationRoost transaction platform to book vacation rentals and other travel products on their own sites and to offer their customers complete central reservation travel planning services.  For more information, visit www.vacationroost.com.

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For further information, please contact:

Key To The Rockies: 800-248-1942

Ask for Linda Burchett, Patrice Novak or Leslie Stafford.

 

VacationRoost:

Maile Keone

801.559.3291

press@vacationroost.com

 





The Snow is Coming – BIG TIME!

October 26th, 2011

 

A major snowstorm is winding up over Colorado, and by tomorrow, the state should be ready for skiing.

The report now claims that we can receive anywhere from 18-24” which is a dandy base to open most ski areas, but it’s just a nice dusting here in the high country.

“East of the [continental] divide have a great upslope wind direction. The foothills will see one to two feet while the cities on the plains could easily see 6-12 inches or more. Along the west of the divide will not have a favorable wind direction during the storm, but there will be a heavy snow band that sets up overnight… This band will drop heavy snow for northern and central Colorado by Wednesday morning.”

The Weather Channel is predicting even more snow around the state—with one to two feet in Breckenridge and Keystone,  and 8-12 inches for Denver and Aspen expected over the next 36 hours.

Given that this is a La Niña year, we should see amazing snow accumulations this winter. Be sure to stop our website regularly to see the snow conditions, or just come up soon and have an amazing ski/snowboard vacation.

Key To The Rockies  800-248-1942

Image Courtesy of The Weather Channel.





First Timers – Come To Keystone!

October 22nd, 2011

Here’s step-by-step guide to going skiing for the first time.

Fun For The Whole Family!

There’s a chill in the air here in the Rockies and that can only mean one thing to us ski bums; we’re just a month or so away from clicking into those bindings and having the time of our lives. Skiing is a remarkable sport for the whole family. But if you’ve never done it before, you are probably daunted by the prospect of gathering equipment, finding a place to stay and just how to get started on the slopes. In the winter, I work as a ski school supervisor for Keystone Ski Resort, one of the absolutely best places to learn how to ski. So here’s a step-by-step guide how to have more fun than ever before in the snow.

Pre-Exercise

Before you get to the slopes, I highly recommend getting into a little bit of shape. Many folks arrive at 10,000 feet above sea level and expect to feel great on day one. Your first days in town are all about acclimation. We recommend drinking plenty of water and just taking it easy, walking around town and keeping your alcohol consumption to small amounts only, if at all. At our altitude, one drink is equivalent to that of three. If you haven’t done any exercise all summer, you need to get started before your vacation. I recommend working on your wind and strengthening your legs through weight training. Start with a spin cycle at the gym and jump into an aerobics class at least a few times a week. You need to get your heart rate up and get the muscles in those legs firing.

What to Pack and Bring On Your Big Adventure

Here’s a list, but remember, if you forget anything, Summit County is complete with everything you could ever wish for including Target, Walmart, City Market and many clothing and equipment stores, including my good friends at Key To The Rockies.  They have all the connections for just about everything you need. Just give them a call for lodging and they can help set up your ski/snowboard rentals.

Sunscreen – (We are at 10,000 feet to 13,000 feet above sea level, so the sun is so much more intense here, even when it’s cloudy). Make sure that you buy the highest SPF you can find, and reapply it regularly. The best ones tend to have zinc and Parsol.

Think Layers – you will want long underwear (I prefer silk, but if you don’t know if you are ever going to use it again, just buy a good quality Polyprolene from Walmart or other discounter). Next layer should be a close fitting turtleneck and comfortable ski pants. Then, the next layer should be a fleece or sweater on top, followed by a jacket. You can always strip down layers and keep them in a locker at the slopes.

Hat – No excuses here, you must wear a hat or better yet, a helmet. A large percentage of your body heat escapes through the top of your head. I see beautiful women who epitomize the “ski bunny” persona, long hair flowing, freezing their butts off by noon, ending their day early because they just can’t get warm. Be smart and wear a great, warm hat or helmet. There’s nothing fashionable about frostbite or hypothermia.

Gloves or Mittens – Most women prefer mittens. My big secret is putting chemical hand warmers in the tips of the mittens, so while riding the chairlift, I can grab the warmers and take the chill out of my paws. They even make warmers for your boots too! Don’t scrimp on gloves or mittens. Make sure you invest in a good fitting, comfortable pair of hand covers. Some people wear liners that are made of Polyprolene or silk in addition to hand warmers. All of these items are available at your local sporting goods store, Target or Walmart.

Socks – Make sure the socks do not have ribbing or nubby parts, because your boots must fit very close to your legs and feet. After time, those ribs will start boring into your legs and provide incredible discomfort. You only need to wear one pair of socks. Do not layer socks. When sliding your feet into your boots, make sure to remove your pant legs or other layers. Just a sock in the boot please. Personally, I prefer a brand called Thorlo. The socks should extend to just below your knee. Do not wear short crew style socks.

Shoes for Around Town – You will need some snow boots of some sort. You can go super stylish and buy Uggs or Technica’s or you can go entirely functional and buy Sorrel’s. Just make sure they are heavy bottomed boots with comfortable and warm liners. There’s nothing more satisfying that putting your tired dogs into your comfy snow boots after a day of skiing, so make sure you pick a good looking pair that are well made. They will last you a lifetime if you choose well.

Don’t Do It! Don’t even think about Scotch guarding your jeans, please. If you can’t afford to buy adequate ski clothing, you can rent clothes here in Keystone. Just give us a call and reserve your sizes. It’s a very affordable option. Not being dressed correctly can ruin your vacation. Don’t worry about how you look, just how warm you’ll be!

Travel – Flying into Denver is generally pretty easy. The airport is one of the best and if you are inclined to bring equipment, you’ll find the revolving ski/snowboard baggage claim is super convenient. The equipment comes in on a turnstile that is located just behind the baggage claim area. And of course, I recommend renting a cart to move all your stuff.

Lodging – There are some wonderful places to stay while in town. Do not attempt to drive back and forth from Denver to the ski area. Though it’s only 90 minutes from the airport, it can be 6 hours if it snows hard. Call my buddies at Key To The Rockies for the best selection and prices on lodging. They have everything from hotel rooms to homes that will sleep a small city. Please tell them that I sent you and ask for the daily discount.

Rental Car/SUV – Once you land in Denver you can rent a vehicle – make sure you have your reservations, because during the busy season, vehicles with 4-wheel drive are in demand and often hard to come by. At minimum, rent a front wheel or all wheel drive. If you just call Key To The Rockies they can make sure to rent your auto/SUV through Alamo Car Rental. A word of caution…just because it’s a 4-wheel drive, doesn’t make the car invincible. Us locals see our share of folks roll their rental Jeep’s going too fast and taking too many chances, just because it’s a 4-wheel drive vehicle.

Other Transportation – We have bus’ coming to Summit County on a regular basis. Just click on this link for full details: http://summitnet.com/Transportation/ Here’s some good news too. The Summit Stage provides free bus service throughout Summit County. Buses have ski/snowboard racks in the winter and bike racks in the summer. Route maps and schedule information is available online. Keystone also has a free bus that runs during the ski season that takes skiers & snowboarders to the slopes. And if you have had a few too many, it’s a wonderful way to get your tipsy butt home without incident. And trust me, the cops love to arrest drunk drivers here. Do not take a chance. Keystone’s best are just waiting to take you to the pokey.

Rental Equipment – Don’t buy until you try. Don’t get talked into buying equipment until you know you love the sport. It’s expensive stuff.

You need skis, boots and poles for skiing and a board and boots for snowboarding. Most ski shops are staffed with knowledgeable people who can direct you as to size and quality of equipment, so just place yourself in their hands. Most lodging companies have affiliations with stores in Keystone or actually offer rental equipment in the lodging deal. Key To The Rockies will help you organize equipment for the whole family.  Please don’t rent itty-bitty short skis. Some staff at local stores attempt to get you to try these skis and they are just not going to help you learn. As instructors, we get so frustrated trying to teach a group how to ski and somebody invariably shows up with those skis and we just can’t take time out to teach that sport too. You will probably get a ski that’s 140cm to 170cm that’s called a shaped ski – it makes turning so much easier and you’ll get to experience the joy of skiing much more quickly. If you take lessons, you will learn more quickly and truly have an enjoyable vacation. But trust your ski shop techs.

Make sure your boots are snug, but not uncomfortable. If you feel something uncomfortable in the store, it will only amplify on the slopes. You need to be insistent at finding a good fitting boot. And ladies, our legs are shaped differently from a man’s. Our calf muscle sits lower on our legs than a man’s. So ask for a ladies boot! Do not wear a man’s boot unless you have a very thin calf muscle and even then, take my advice and get a woman’s boot.

Rent your equipment in town. Do not drag equipment from home. Trust me!

Lift & Lesson Tickets – Newbies to skiing and snowboarding require lessons. Do not have your friends attempt to teach you how to ski. Unless they are ski school instructors for a living, don’t burden your friends with the task of teaching you. Friends have terrible judgment and forget how it feels to be a beginner. We ski professionals learn a process that is concise and works. We can have you up on the slope in no time, but there are some basics that you must learn before getting on a lift. My advice is to take a minimum of 3 days lessons. And of course, there are better prices for the more lessons you take. If you tend to learn better with one-on-one instruction, hire a ski instructor for 3 hours your first day, 6 hours your second day and 6 hours for your third day. Yes, this is an investment, but totally worth the money you’ll spend. Check with www.snow.com for prices.

Ask Key To The Rockies about Lift and Lesson tickets when you call too. Tell ‘em I sent you!

Learning skiing versus snowboarding is this: There are some people who are natural athletes and can just get right up and going right away, but for the rest of us, here’s what we know about the learning curve: It takes approximately 4 hours of training to learn how to slow, stop and turn on skis which also includes getting on and off a lift – so you can actually cruise the bunny hill pretty proficiently after a day’s instruction in skiing. The learning curve is a little more difficult with snowboarding (I’m told about 3 days) but you can go more places, more quickly after learning the snowboard. If I were you, I would try both! Why not? You’ll be here!

If you are on a budget, which most of us are, then full day lessons are for you. You’ll start at 10:00 am, break at 12:15pm or so and resume the class at 1:30pm and you’ll finish for the day at around 3:45pm or when your legs give up. Don’t buy lift tickets until you know which class you are going into. We have package prices up on the mountain or at the sales office. You and several other people will be directed by ski instructors who have years of experience and patience! Learn the right way, please.

IMPORTANT!!If you are traveling from abroad, please be sure to check into a ski pass such as the Epic Mix Pass. Many of you travel here for several weeks at a time and buying onesy-twosey tickets will break you. We are always astounded that you guys end up paying thousands of dollars on day tickets and could have bought a pass for $599!

Getting to the Slope & Some Great Suggestions – First of all, make sure everyone in your party has the following stuff:  Skis, boots, poles, snowboard, boots, cell phone, sunscreen, hat, gloves, money or credit card, ski pass or lift ticket, lesson tickets and a wristwatch or timepiece. If you are taking your kids to go ski, make sure you have a central place to meet at various times of day. This should be a non-negotiable idea. Parents often implore us to try and find their children at the end of the day and we simply do not have the technology or manpower to locate a single child at the end of the day. We do have RFID towers that have been installed that log a skier/snowboarder when they get on the lift and when they get off the lift, but that’s the extent of our abilities. Communication and a predetermined meeting spot will eliminate most issues.

Safety – It’s the law here in Colorado. So know the Colorado Ski Safety act.  The skier below you has the right of way. Please be sure to ski safely – I haven’t mentioned this idea yet, but I am a firm believer that you need to rent helmets for the whole family. Every year we sustain many accidents here at the ski area and some are fatal. Humans were not meant to hit trees at speed, but it happens regularly and some very famous people have lost their lives as a result. Why take chances and besides, helmets do a dandy job of keep your head warm too!

Lockers – There are ski lockers located on mountain for your convenience too.  We recommend storing your valuables while skiing. Every summer, we locals love to hike up the trails just beneath of chairlifts. It’s a veritable treasure trove of jewelry, credit cards, cell phones and more. Make sure that your zippers are solid and working! And you just don’t need to wear jewelry on the slopes. Earrings and diamond rings should be locked in your hotel safe!! In fact, diamonds are often found on the slopes too. Seems metal likes to shrink and those precious stones fall out quite easily.

So there you have it – my ideas on how to get started skiing or snowboarding for the first time. See you on the slopes!

Don’t forget to call my friends at Key To The Rockies and tell them I sent you. Happy trails!